LEGAL DISCLAIMER

This site contains materials which may be considered inappropriate for persons under the age of 18, as you have been warned about on the front page.  If anyone is offended, I am sorry, but you were warned ahead of time.

All material on this site is Copyright 2003 Scott Wells.  Nothing on this site can be used without my express written consent (except in small sample form or for review), either by written or electronic mail.  If you ask, I'll more than likely allow it, but please - ask first!  It's not that hard, folks - send me a letter or an e-mail.  Boom - I'm pretty sure I'll allow it, and I'll respond quickly.  But if you don't ask, and I find it on your site, you're in a heap of trouble.  Not that I can afford an attorney to sue you, and not that anyone will find anything here worth stealing, because my life is an incredibly boring waste of time and space and energy (but not to much energy - I'm relatively lethargic) with zero meaning in the grand scheme of things - wait, where was I going?  Oh yeah, JUST ASK!  All I'll want in return is a link placed to my site on your site or in your publication.

This site was designed by Scott Wells, is maintained by Scott Wells, and is about Scott Wells.

Please, do NOT send me any material or ideas - I prefer to work alone, and I do not want to steal, intentionally or inadvertently, someone else's work.  It's your idea - take the time to flesh it out, develop it yourself - believe me, it's much more gratifying that way.

The message board has two purposes - one, for people to share their opinions of my work with myself and with others.  Say what you will about me there - but please post opinions of substance, not crap like "u suck" or "i h8 u my br0ther is so much funnier" because you will be deleted.  If you continue to spam, or if you post links to other boards that are irrelevant with the discussions, then I will notify your ISP and will also ban you from the site.  Same goes if you flame or troll other posters.