Bush gives his "okey-dokey" to the worlds
only beef jerky headwear.
Thursday, June 5, 2003.
By Scott Wells
In Texas today, President Bush gave his "okey-dokey" to the worlds first and only cowboy hat made entirely of Beef Jerky.
"It's salty like a pretzel, but big enough I can't choke on it," the President was quoted as saying, before trying out an elderly woman's cotton candy wig.
The hat is expected to retail for about $59.95 (Canadian $6,100), but a significantly less expensive do it yourself version (in which the purchaser cures the meat themselves by wearing it on their head during long cattle drives or protracted desert military engagements) is going to be sold within the next fiscal year.