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Opinions
My thoughts on Tim Robbins and Natalie Maines of The Dixie Chicks.
Random Events spur even more random thoughts.
Mike Savage and Spike Lee are more alike than they'd care to admit.
A Spike and Mike update.
Gary Coleman for Governor!
Political Position Statement.
Voodoo Economics.
What if the Kooks were right?
Who in the blue hell thought of this crap?
Barenaked Ladies vs. Parliament Funkadelic
Michael Moore is an asshole who hates this country.
Happy Birthday, America - Farewell, Freedom.
When the hell did I get old?

Humor and Parody
Jesus breaks his silence on Rolling Stone cover feat. Kanye West.
Dick Cheney to be deactivated for breaking first rule of robotics
Osama Bin Laden and Pat Robertson are the same man
God Plans own Water Park in Grand Forks
I Don't Think We're in Kansas Anymore, Thank God
Bush and the Beef Jerky Hat
I'm Putting up 5,000 Acres of My Holy Land Against These Thugs
Devils Lake School Board's Decision to change "Satans" Nickname Challenged